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This article documents an April Fools' joke. 
There is no actual Java Edition 2.0 version of Minecraft in development.

Super Hostile Mode.

Super Hostile Mode.

On April 1, 2013, Mojang released a hoax announcement for Minecraft 2.0, a new game they had supposedly been working on for two years, describing how it would "bring blocky simulation games to the next level." The post also contained a changelog comprised mostly of nonsensical changes, such as a new slab of TNT called the Etho slab, and the addition of coal blocks (which did not exist at the time).

Although lacking most of the promised additions, Minecraft 2.0 was produced and distributed to select celebrity individuals[1] to showcase to the public as part of the joke. Minecraft 2.0 is a fork of 1.5.1, and is the only joke release not available through the Minecraft launcher.

Despite being a joke, some features added in this version were implemented in subsequent updates.

Additions

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Blocks

Etho Slab
Ingredients Crafting recipe
TNT
Torch (Burnt-out)
Block of Coal
Ingredients Crafting recipe
Coal

Tinted Glass
Ingredients Crafting recipe
Glass +
Bone Meal or
Light Gray Dye or
Gray Dye or
Ink Sac or
Pink Dye or
Red Dye or
Orange Dye or
Yellow Dye or
Lime Dye or
Green Dye or
Light Blue Dye or
Cyan Dye or
Lapis Lazuli or
Purple Dye or
Magenta Dye or
Cocoa Beans

Mobs

The pink wither compared to the regular wither.

The pink wither compared to the regular wither.

A large swarm of redstone bugs.

A large swarm of redstone bugs.

"Horses", "Ponies"
Pink wither
Main article: Pink Wither
Diamond chickens
Main article: Diamond Chicken
Redstone bug
Main article: Redstone Bug

Changes

Blocks

Dropper
Furnace
Torches

Mobs

Chicken
Pigs, Mooshrooms, Cows, Sheeps and Chickens.
Sheep
Zombie Pigmen

General

Mobs
Options

There is a new option for Super HD Graphics. When this option is turned on, it makes all textures monochrome except for recolored/secondary layer textures, such as grass side overlay or the colored glass. Super HD Graphics mode does not, however, make the game more laggy or glitchy.

Speech bubbles

Blocks and mobs can have speech bubbles containing text above their heads, simulating talking. All quotes: "That hurts :(", "My eye!", "..zzZZZ", "Why!?", "I'll be back!", "You didn't ....", "Oof", "(&%!@*#&%!@$#", "Ouch", "Hi there!", "That tickles", "Who's there!", "I thought we were friends", "You're mean!", "Whiiii", "Not dropping anything!", "I like you!", "I HATE you!", "YOU NO TAKE .. COBBLE!", "I'm diamond", "You punched me", "Stop punching me", "I'm dirt", "Mummy?", "SSSSSSST", "KABOOM?", "BULLY!", "I'm telling", "Creeper behind you!", "Did I do bad?", and "Hello".

Videos

The update was intended to be given to the following YouTubers as trailer videos:[1]

Issues

2.0 is not supported due to being an April Fools' joke, and therefore issues affecting it are closed as "Invalid" in the issue tracker.

Trivia

"APRIL FOOLS!" splash

"APRIL FOOLS!" splash

See also

Notes

  1. Includes all the announced features without Super Hostile mode.
  2. Super Hostile mode only.
  3. Includes all announced features, including Super Hostile mode.

References